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Post by Orthosofthecold on Jul 11, 2004 21:55:37 GMT -5
Well i'm going to introduce a thread that may be a touch subject to some (myself included). But since this is the tactics thread I think it fits.
I must ask all of you to swallow your pride and tell us what was your most pathetic and embarassing warmachine experience ever... *DUN DUN DUN!!*
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Post by Orthosofthecold on Jul 11, 2004 22:01:13 GMT -5
I will be brave and tell the first story. (but first this does fit into tactics because it represents the complete and total breakdown of all of your carefully laid plans) It was me vs. Kako, I was using Vlad...He was using Feora, things werent going so well for me having just lost my kovnik to the damned monolith bearer  So I decided to try something interesting...I noticed that about half of his knights exemplar were well within the blast radius of one of the wracks he had fielded so being the cunning fellow I am I decided to use his own land mines against him. I cast blood of kings on Vladimir ( for those of you who don't know it boosts all of his stats by 3) and I proceded to charge the wrack...(def 5) Vladimir pulled back and let loose with a might swing...and...and...and...he missed the goddamned wrack!!!! That was my saddest moment (ironically i went on to win that game  |
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Post by EctoBunnyCooler on Jul 11, 2004 22:14:49 GMT -5
I charged another warcaster with sorscha my first game and missed on all her attacks.
Also forgetting to allocate focus or moving a model and forgetting to attack with it always make me a sad panda.
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Post by Zexsudel on Jul 12, 2004 1:51:18 GMT -5
I think the worst game I ever had to have was....wait...they all suck...  |
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Post by PG_FavoriteChoirBoy on Jul 12, 2004 2:40:58 GMT -5
I lost to Fuko once....2nd game..ever.. teehee
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Post by hewhoneversleeps on Jul 12, 2004 13:47:01 GMT -5
My saddest moments were all during the 3rd game at the tourny on 7/10.
1. My Mangler with Frenzy (+2 MAT and Charge for free) charges a Destroyer, and misses with the punching spike, wrecking ball, and 2 more wrecking ball attacks.
2. Herne and Jonne in an attempt to do some damage to Destroyer use Scatter Shot. The shot deviates into a melee between some Man-O-Warrs and Boomhowler. The shots then procede to not hurt the MoW and knock over half of Boomhowler. But still, no casualties, all thanks to my tough rolls.
Its sad that I only lost 1 Trollkin and still couldn't win the game.
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Post by Zexsudel on Jul 21, 2004 0:25:34 GMT -5
Ok I had one of the worst moments yet. I decided "no guts not gory" and moved my zealots down a 3" drop so they would take a POW 10 hit figuring once the first dumbass died their inmproved ARM thanks to the monolith would save them. Nope, I lost out of the 6 zealots, and the Monolith bearer lost half his life. Best rolls I had all game. Whats sad is I killed the whole unit but the monolith bearer (who Kreoss had trouble keeping down) but it still shelled out 3 VP. The woes of a sucidial Menite.
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